USED: A Filthy Masterpiece
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Product Description
Dick Gear is a hit, reaching the top of multiple best seller lists with explicit books that defy categorization. Critics have called his work "trash," "horrible," and "among the worst pieces of literature ever written." Those are the good reviews!
And now, for the first time, you can read four hysterically twisted, perverse novellas all in one place. USED brings you four tales from the master of smut and comedy, totaling approximately 40,000 words.
CONTENTS:
Book 1- STUMPED.
Here are the ingredients that went into making STUMPED:
Allen, a salesman at a high-tech company who likes having sex with old women and laughing about it afterwards with his friends.
Katrina (aka Katarina), an old woman who likes having sex with younger men and then holding them hostage.
Timmy, a large man who isn't afraid to use a sharp cleaver on another living human being, even when said human being is screaming like Steven Tyler on crack.
Jack (aka Jacko) Allen's boss at the tech company. He's currently trying to stop screwing all of his female employees in order to avoid a sexual harassment case.
Eddie (aka Unsteady Eddie) A mentally challenged maintenance man who might just become Allen's best friend in the entire world.
Nadine, Allen's assistant who enjoys being sexually harassed at work, and then some.
Take these ingredients and mix together with a healthy portion of violence, graphic sex, and humor that pushes the envelope further than it was probably meant to be pushed. Add one final dash of mystery and you get STUMPED, a novella that defies description.
Book 2- WHORED.
Here are the ingredients that went into making WHORED:
Allen, a man with stumps for hands. He likes having sex with hookers, especially if he thinks they might give him a venereal disease.
Dr. Morgan, a therapist that enjoys hearing about Allen's escapades and might just want to join in on them.
Elena, the therapist's wife. She might be crazier than her husband.
Eddie, aka Unsteady Eddie. He once was a guy who Allen believed to be retarded. Now he's a guy with a meat cleaver stuck in his head.
Take these ingredients and mix together with a healthy portion of violence, graphic sex, and humor that pushes the envelope further than it was probably meant to be pushed. Add one final dash of mystery and you get WHORED, a novella that defies description.
Book 3- SLUT
Here are the ingredients that went into making SLUT:
Meg, a sexual predator that gobbles men up like Tic Tacs, but has a strange and embarrassing sexual secret.
Dr. Morgan, a therapist who just might have the cure Meg is looking for, a man that promises to be different than any of the others who came before him. A man who might be the only one capable of resisting her feminine charms.
A steady diet of semi-anonymous men that Meg meets at bars and other locales who are determined to get in her pants, up her dress, or otherwise lay their hands on her at any cost.
Book 4- CHUBBY CHASER
Here are the ingredients that went into making CHUBBY CHASER:
Chandler, a personal trainer with a penchant for women that use an industrial strength scale.
Ramona, one of Chandler's clients who's larger than life in every way and promises to be his piece de resistance in the art of chubby seduction.
Elmer, the manager at the gym where Chandler works. He's starting to get wise to the fact that none of Chandler's female clients are showing even the slightest improvement in their physical fitness.
Take these ingredients and mix together with a healthy portion of graphic sex and bizarre humor that pushes the envelope further than it was probably meant to be pushed. Add one final dash of mystery and you get USED, a compilation of novellas that defies description.
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very funny
this a collection of 4 well written, humorous/pornographic novellas that certainly arent for everyone. the plots are given in the description so i won't rehash them.i found the stories funny,with some laugh out loud moments and the 4th (chubby chaser) was very touching in an odd way.once again, this isn't for everyone. but if you enjoy an opie&anthony, howard stern or an andrew dice clay style of cringe comedy i think you'd get a kick out of them.my only complaint is that i wish they were longer, you can polish this collection off in a night. but considering the inexpensive price i guess it balances out.
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This Aint Ozzie and Harriet
Twisted? yeah! Perverted? Oh yeah! Fun? HELL YEAH! Dick Gear writes about the stuff we're all thinking about but refuse to talk about. Completely original and definitely boundary pushing USED is unlike almost everything else thats out there. I can only compare it to the works of Edward Lee at his most revolting. Thats not a bad thing. Buy this book, take an afternoon off and get lost in its pages and laugh hilariously while trying not to throw up. I read a bunch of genres by tons of authors and this guy is one of the most daring there is. If you want happy characters and cookie cutter plots this aint for you, but if you want in your face no-holds barred writing: BUY THIS BOOK!!!!!
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Excellent Advice and No Rosy Glasses. Highly recommended
Good intro for beginners